What if Dinosaurs Had Instagram?

Imagine a world where dinosaurs weren’t just stomping through jungles, but scrolling through feeds, liking selfies, and chasing hashtags. If Instagram had existed 65 million years ago, the prehistoric influencer scene would’ve been wild.
T-Rex and the Selfie Struggle
The king of dinosaurs would rule Instagram—but not without frustration. Tiny arms meant every selfie attempt was a disaster. Expect captions like: “Couldn’t reach the button again. #TinyArmsBigProblems.” Still, T-Rex reels would go viral—epic hunting clips with raw, unfiltered energy.
Herbivores as Plant-Based Foodies
Brachiosaurus and Triceratops would own the plant-based niche. Lush greenery close-ups, long chewing reels, and captions like: “All natural, all the time 🌿 #LeafGoals.” Forget kale smoothies—these giants had entire forests to show off.
Raptors the Adventure Vloggers
Velociraptors would be the thrill-seekers. Always traveling in packs, they’d post reels sprinting through canyons, hunting collabs, and dramatic drone-like Pterodactyl shots. Their hashtags? #SquadGoals with a prehistoric bite.
Pterodactyls and Aerial Content
Talk about sky-high engagement. Pterodactyls would master aerial photography, giving followers breathtaking “above the clouds” views. Their reels would rival today’s travel influencers.
Hashtag Culture of the Mesozoic
Dinosaurs would make hashtags roar:
- #RoarAndExplore
- #LeafLife
- #JurassicJourney
- #TyrantKing
- #DinoVibes
Sponsored Content, Prehistoric Style
Influencers always find brand deals—even in the Cretaceous. T-Rex might push “Fresh Meat Delivery.” Diplodocus could promote “Tree-Top Dining Packages.” Volcanic spa resorts? Definitely trending.
Stories from the End of the World
And when the asteroid hit? Instagram Stories would capture it in real-time. A Pterodactyl post: “Sky’s looking weird today. Anyone else seeing this? 🌑 #EndOfTheFeed.” Then silence. A dramatic finale to the world’s first influencers.